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All stickers INCLUDE postage to anywhere in the world.

These have only been ordered in limited numbers for now, and when in stock will be dispatched within 1 week.

If we run out and need to produce more, then they will take up to 10 days for dispatch (probably sooner)

*They stick best on glossy and flatter surfaces – don’t try to go around corners or anything too angled.

If you are buying through a mobile device, the cart sometimes ends up right at the bottom of the page

 

KEYRINGS:

After initial AMAZING response on Instagram im doing some PRE-ORDERS. So this will ensure you are in the 1st batch of 500 (400 comments on insta after 3 hours…)

Postage is INCLUDED World Wide

ORIGINAL JIZZ MACHINE KEYRING – WHITE. Dont miss out on this incredible opportunity to furnish your loved one in Jizz. The classiest edition to any vehicle, you will be the envy of your friends and toast of the ball. Made using aerospace grade rubber jizzery, this iconic charm can be yours to treasure. Pre orders now being processed and estimated delivery is 3 weeks from now (slow boat from China). Week commencing 9th April 2019.

JZ KEYRING WHITE
The Original Jizz Machine Keyring.
£12.99

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Jizz Machine WHITE £7.99

White Jizz
The Original Clean White Jizz.
£7.99

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Jizz Machine BLACK £7.99

Black Jizz
Black Jizz, the ultimate in Stealth Fluids.
£7.99

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Limited Edition Jizz Machine Reflective Gold £10.99

Gold Jizz
Only for the pimpest of Strip Club rides, this mirrored gold Jizz sticker is the must have for seedy champagne events. Perhaps add some leapard print for true Stringfellow authenticity.
£10.99

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Limited Edition Chrome Jizz £10.99

Chrome Jizz
Ever wondered what your face looks like reflected in mirrored Jizz? Well now you can find out with the special edition Mirror Jizz sticker from JizzMachine.com
£10.99

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Jizz Machine CARBON! £10.99

Carbon Jizz
The ultimate Jizz statement this season. Be the envy of your stupid friends with this carbon fibre* delight.

*not real carbon clearly - i can probably do it but will costing mucho dollar.
£10.99
 Quick note on these carbon ones – due to the material they are best suited to stick on flat, clean and smooth surfaces as they dont bend well and the texture means the glue is perhaps not quite as strong as the other more flexible decals.

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PREMIUM GOLD 2x PACK SAVE £3.99

GOLD 2x
Base GOLD with either Add-on from the drop down menu below. Saving you cash for your pimping hot gash
£17.99
2ND :

MULTI BUY! PREMIUM GOLD 3x PACK SAVE £8.98

GOLD 3x
Base GOLD with either Add-on from the drop down menu below. Saving you cash for your pimping hot gash
£23.99
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Jizz Machine GREEN £7.99

Green Jizz
Kwickasfuki Jizz.
£7.99

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Jizz Machine YELLOW £7.99

Yellow Jizz straight from the banana shop – Will update image to reality once someone sends me a cool pic 🙂

Yellow Jizz
Yellow Jizz straight from the custard banana shop.
£7.99

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Jizz Machine ORANGE £7.99

Orange Jizz
Vibrant citrus jizzy flavours combine in the 'Beast' colour we see before us.
£7.99

 

MULTI BUY! Orange 2x PACK SAVE £2.99

Orange 2x
Base ORANGE with either Add-on from the drop down menu below. Saving you cash for your bright orange gash
£12.99
2ND :

MULTI BUY! Orange 3x PACK SAVE £6.98

Orange 3x
Base ORANGE with either Add-on from the drop down menu below. Saving you cash for your bright orange gash
£16.99
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Jizz Machine PINK £7.99

Pink Jizz
One in the Pink Jizz - Its more 'fuscia' than baby pink.
£7.99

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Jizz Machine RED £7.99

Red Jizz
Le Rouge de Jizz. Luscious scarlet curves for the fans of the juicy red jizz.
£7.99

MULTI BUY! RED 2x PACK SAVE £2.99

Red 2x
Base RED with either Add-on from the drop down menu below. Saving you cash for your bright red gash
£12.99
2ND :

MULTI BUY! RED 3x PACK SAVE £6.98

Red 3x
Base RED with either Add-on from the drop down menu below. Saving you cash for your bright red gash
£16.99
2ND :
3RD :

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Jizz Machine Metallic GREY £7.99

Silver Jizz
The most OE and flexible of all colours.
£7.99

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Baron Von Grumble Sticker WHITE £7

The Classic fan support service – original white BvG

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Baron Von Grumble Sticker BLACK £7

Inverted BvG modelled here on a toaster coupled with a yeasty spread.

 

Other Bread Heating machinery available.

Other Bread Heating machinery available.

MOTOLOOT KEY TAGS: HERE!

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44Teeth Decals available in the swag shop! 44MERCH!

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