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"Been called disgusting a few times for having this...worth every penny"
Adam Charles
"It's so FUCKING cool, I'm getting more!"
Magdalena
"When I bought one of these last year, almost immediately I became a faster rider and girls started to notice me."
Brian Dorchak

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