Gallery

This is where you will find what we consider to be the cream of the crop, the 34DD’s, la creme de la creme, the sexiest bikes… well, you get it. The Jizz Machines.

  34 comments for “Gallery

  1. September 14, 2014 at 5:56 pm

    Great site! Love the idea and design!

    Check out my personal little Jizz Machine 😉 http://i.imgur.com/5H8Drep.jpg

    • September 14, 2014 at 6:05 pm

      Check out this gallery as well. I’m sure ONE of the pictures would be Jizz worthy!

  2. chris
    September 14, 2014 at 6:03 pm

    My screen is now fully jizz coated from the gallery pictures! That blade will get my next tank full on its own

  3. chris
    September 14, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    [URL=http://s248.photobucket.com/user/hadster81/media/kwaka_zps2ba5ad1f.jpg.html][IMG]http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg185/hadster81/kwaka_zps2ba5ad1f.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    not sure how else to upload a pic, my current jizz machine, she is worthy!

    thanks Jizz master you are the jizz loaded bolloxs

  4. Sam
    September 14, 2014 at 6:09 pm

    Just bought two jizz machine stickers, and two BVG stickers. So excited, a bit pricey though. 😀 x

  5. Benny
    September 14, 2014 at 6:11 pm

    Just ordered two Jizz Machine stickers for me and my partner (Riding not bummer) Should compliment my BVG sticker nicely. Cheers Baron

    • Benny
      October 2, 2014 at 8:42 pm

      Got my double bloody Jizz in the post today. Cheers Baron. Will send you a pick of my bike once Its had the Money shot.

  6. Daniel
    September 14, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    Double bloddy decker

  7. Dave
    September 14, 2014 at 6:17 pm

    Jizzasaurous Rex!
    Got an F3 800. Needs setting up. Lost the front on it at Cadwell more times then I care to mention!

    Sausages

  8. bigroey
    September 14, 2014 at 6:22 pm

    Lovin the vids bud and lookin forward to getting some of your Jizz on my bike

  9. Ash
    September 14, 2014 at 7:12 pm

    A Spitfire with my Jizz machine…. Spafftastic!!

  10. Ash
    September 14, 2014 at 7:13 pm

    [URL=http://s1285.photobucket.com/user/adsteventon/media/Spitfire_zps058872bd.jpg.html][IMG]http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a593/adsteventon/Spitfire_zps058872bd.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

  11. September 14, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    Love the site so much easier to buy stickers now :p iinstead of facebook shop.
    Need to buy jizz stickers for my jizz machine!!

  12. September 14, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    Loving your videos, Your channel is epic and maybe one day ill have a channel as bike as yours
    My Jizz http://i.imgur.com/v65OALq.jpg

  13. Huey
    September 14, 2014 at 10:32 pm

    This is awesome Baron! You’ve come a long way since your flogging start early 2012, I’m glad I could watch it evolve!

  14. craig walsh
    September 14, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    Keep up the work baron. Massive respect. Keep the jizz alive

  15. Alex Rowland
    September 14, 2014 at 10:52 pm

    Hi Barron, just ordered one of your gold stickers buddy. I’m really glad you are going to continue with your channel as before. Would be great to go for a ride sometime mate.

  16. September 14, 2014 at 11:13 pm
  17. Binmymak
    September 15, 2014 at 12:46 am

    Just ordered my two jizz machine stickers. Will post my photo as soon as I jizz my machine up!
    Many thanks Barron.

  18. Ike
    September 15, 2014 at 12:04 pm

    JIzz Jizz Jizz OMG i cant stop Jizz jizz…

  19. George
    September 15, 2014 at 5:36 pm

    Fantastic site mate! Love the gallery, the design and the bravery involved in asking the internet to send you pictures labeled MYJIZZ.

  20. Triple Trouble
    September 15, 2014 at 5:57 pm

    Keep up the excellent work sir.

  21. Stevef4r
    September 18, 2014 at 8:11 am

    Hi baron love the site. Lookin forward to adding some jizz to my bike. How about a Baron Von Jizz track day next year. Cadwell park would be good. Keep up the good work sir.

  22. steve
    September 21, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    Order placed and I get my new DZR400SM on Thursday cant wait to jizz all over that bugger. Ps love your work will ping photo

  23. Edward Jewell
    September 23, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    Ordered a gold Jizz sticker for my Matt black Arai.

    Your vids rock, maybe we can meet up some time, slag off some pedestrians, do some wheelies, possibly some skull fucking……

    Call me……

  24. Chris Spibey
    October 2, 2014 at 12:27 am

    I can’t even buy one yet and I am already covered in Jizz!
    Ninja H2 looks mad!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHBO5vSoMXo
    Time to start saving up.
    Love the site.

  25. October 7, 2014 at 2:54 pm

    Hey which colour would be best for my Jizz Machine?

    http://cl.ly/image/3y342r433L1T

    And how big is it will it fit on the belly pan or mudguard?

    Love the Videos can’t wait for more…

  26. Robert Banner
    October 16, 2014 at 3:11 am

    Uh… nice site… where’s the porn?

  27. isaac
    October 24, 2014 at 8:17 pm

    Got my sticker today… love the black envelope with gold handwriting…. talk about a personal touch… it is going straight into my kymco pulsar 125 🙂

    • BaronVonGrumble
      November 9, 2014 at 7:41 am

      Thanks buddy, good job i exercised my wrist a lot before writing all the envelopes 😉

  28. Kenneth
    October 16, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    Hi Baron.
    Love your videos & your detailed narration on its content.
    Love your motorcycles too.
    Waiting for the Yamaha R1M pictures.

    Keep up the good work.

    • BaronVonGrumble
      October 19, 2015 at 2:48 pm

      here now! well, one is…!

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